Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Lol
    that's my kind of daft trick Lupes.. I am always texting jokes to my friend's, but I keep sending it to the house phone instead of the mobile... They just get some robot woman telling them really bad jokes, they know it's me straight away... All the funnier when it's a ude joke! haha
    And this proves where I get my daftness from, I told my Mum about it and said it is a woman's voice that reads it out, she asked "doesn't she get embarassed when it's a rude joke??"
    :shock: :lol:
    It must be a northern thing eh Lupes?? Lol
    How are things up there, had any snow? Heard there was a bit the other day up that way..

    Be well hun.
    :grin:
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • maggiemay
    maggiemay Member Posts: 122
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    HE HE HA HA
    There coming to take me away
    He He Ha Ha

    Men with little white vests
    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    He He HA HA

    Oh it not the Drs,
    Just me a little Poo Faced after drinking to much :roll: :roll: :roll:
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
    Lol...

    Sanity is very over rated anyway :shock: :lol:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    maggiemay wrote:
    HE HE HA HA
    There coming to take me away
    He He Ha Ha

    Men with little white vests
    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    He He HA HA

    Oh it not the Drs,
    Just me a little Poo Faced after drinking to much :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Hi maggiemay, It sounds as though you have found your natural home here, so welcome to the Mad Hatter's club. Here's your hat :grin:

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hey Maggie, have you gone to sleep?? This one is for you..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01aLeErvoU

    :grin::wink:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No-one sends me any songs. d010.gif
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    My dear dear Joan... This one is just for you then, I know you like the love songs..... Anybody else clicking on the link will automatically be sprayed with bullets :shock: :lol:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdw7kxD8eUc

    :grin:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Tony :grin: I was turning a bit green :mrgreen:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Lol. You are welcome mi dear... :grin:

    Here is Joan Baez for you, couldn't think of anything with Joan in the title, lol
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnS9M03F-fA

    And this one for you too
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZp3jM8dpu8

    :grin::grin:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty''s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).


    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivill servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typwriters kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"''s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivon vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
    e no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivon vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Joan that's just what I thought.... :???: :???: :lol:
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Rules of life

    I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

    Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

    Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

    You can go anywhere you want if you look serious, wear a white coat and carry a clipboard.

    On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

    If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

    My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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