Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club

tjt6768

My wonderful sponser combined with some crazy music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Hd3q5E4jI&feature=related

:shock: :shock: :shock: Be afraid, very afraid....... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Song contains swearing.... :???: :eek: :eek:

joanlawson

Hi Nina

A worthy first lady of the club :!: As I have met you, I can verify that your nuttiness is second to none ( well, maybe only second to mine :!: ) Your three girls can definitely be junior members, and Simie can wear a badge of honour for her extra-nuttiness

Arna, welcome to the club, and here's your hat.



Tony

I can see now why we elected you as President of the club :shock: :shock: With a sponsor like that, no wonder the AI meetings aren't working :shock:

Just keep taking the tablets :!:

tjt6768

A bit more about my sponsor Salad Fingers.. He likes rusty spoons..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHh_HRise4
:shock: :shock:

joanlawson

tjt6768 wrote:

A bit more about my sponsor Salad Fingers.. He likes rusty spoons..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHh_HRise4
:shock: :shock:

Now I'm getting really worried

tjt6768

Don't you just want to adopt him? :shock: :shock: :shock:

joanlawson

NOOOOO :!: :!: :shock: :shock: He's going to give me nightmares :!: :shock: :shock:

tjt6768

He is awesome, lol......
Bit rubbish as a sponsor though, keeps harping on about his blooming spoons!!

tjt6768

He does get weirder by the minute.. haha
There is something very disturbing about him isn't there...
I can't stop watching him though... :shock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oykmawhKWhc&feature=related

joanlawson

lupin15 wrote:

OK here it goes....

Six truths of life.
1. you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue
2. all retards after reading the first truth, will try it.
3.and discover that the first truth is a lie
4. Your smiling now cos your a retard.



(please none take offence this is a joke).

Lupin, I don't think I have given you your hat as a member, so here you go

joanlawson

tjt6768 wrote:

He does get weirder by the minute.. haha
There is something very disturbing about him isn't there...
I can't stop watching him though... :shock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oykmawhKWhc&feature=related

I don't know whether it's the voice or the fingers ( or both ) but he's very dark and disturbing :shock: The stuff of nightmares :shock:

tjt6768

Lupes, where are the other two truths of life..?? Did you hide them you crazy minx..?
Hope you are well tonight hun..
This place is getting popleeurr eh??




Joan, I feel compelled to watchm I think he has me under his spell :shock: :eek: :???:

joanlawson

Ooooh Tony, switch him off quick :!: :!: :shock: :shock:

tjt6768

joanlawson wrote:

Ooooh Tony, switch him off quick :!: :!: :shock: :shock:

I fear it is too late Joan, I have already been drawn to him, I now want some rusty spoons :eek: :shock: :shock: :eek:
Save yourself wummun, it's too late for me, I've got the salad finger blues

joanlawson

No salad finger blues allowed in this club :!: Watch this and cheer yourself up. It made me laugh anyway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3cScyJik9s&feature=related

jillyb1

Can I enrol my hubby as an honorary member ? He lost his wallet over the weekend and after much frantic searching ; it was eventually found in the kitchen bin ! Think that looking after me has sent him over the edge ! Jillyb

tjt6768

Hi Jilly... I think that throwing your wallet in the bin qualifies as madness hun... He's in..
LOL

Joan is the official hat dispenser, so he will have to wait for his titfurr...

joanlawson

jillyb1 wrote:

Can I enrol my hubby as an honorary member ? He lost his wallet over the weekend and after much frantic searching ; it was eventually found in the kitchen bin ! Think that looking after me has sent him over the edge ! Jillyb

Jilly, your husband is definitely nutty enough to be a member I'm glad he found his wallet anyway. It was the obvious place to look, wasn't it :?: Here's his hat

joanlawson

Pam Ayres: They should have asked my husband

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4oydSZTAns

tjt6768

I found this old home video of mi Dad dancing at a family wedding.. :shock: :shock:
Well, where did you think I got my good looks from? :eek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT_IiHsZtWg&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Don't ask me who that strange fella is that mi Mum was dancing with :???: :???: :eek:

tjt6768

My Dad also taught me how to dance :shock: :shock: :sad:

tjt6768

A poem....

I once ate a snail, it tasted like chicken
Deep fried in batter but not finger licking.
I'd like to try all meats at least once in my life
Dreaming of eating, I once bit the wife...
I look at our cats and ponder their taste
I'd eat every morsel, would not leave any waste
So don't ask me to dog sit, cos you never can tell
If I'll eat your pet poodle and his collar as well
:shock:

tjt6768

Lol... There was never any doubt in my mind that you would become a member of our crazy clan Tinks... You're dafter than a hairbrush with legs, lol
In a nice way of course...

barbara12

did I get mi hat....dont remember...mind you forgot to put anything in my hubby sandwiches yesterday :roll: :oops:
Barbara I think x

barbara12

tinkerbelle wrote:

barbara12 wrote:

did I get mi hat....dont remember...mind you forgot to put anything in my hubby sandwiches yesterday :roll: :oops:
Barbara I think x

.......Oh dear me Barbara carry on like that : he wont be your hubby much longer,might try that meself Tinkerbelle.

hi Tinks...either that or he will make them himself...

joanlawson

barbara12 wrote:

did I get mi hat....dont remember...mind you forgot to put anything in my hubby sandwiches yesterday :roll: :oops:
Barbara I think x

Yes, Barbara, you did get your hat ( see page 3 )

Well at least your husband got some bread, so he can't complain :!: