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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,192
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    excitement. Apparently the famous Cynthia
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Cholmondely Sidebottom had just entered
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    regally, wearing very, very tight
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    batting pads and little else
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,479
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    to hide her ruddy cheeks............
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    which were on her knees
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,479
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    used by the cricket team.....
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    strictly for net practice purposes
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Whilst trying a new bat
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    with a made-to-measure sweet spot
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    which the ball just missed
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,192
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    as it whizzed overhead towards
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    The lady with the tea
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    trolley, who swiftly ducked, then
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,479
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    declared the buns, 'all out'!!!!
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    after which the umpire said
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    "Anyone for tennis?" but the
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    team said they'd far rather
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    help their wives with housework
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    before going to the pub
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    to sort out the world
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    and escape all the wimmin
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,192
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    who should probably follow anyway
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    when net practice was over
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate Member Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    and they'd had a shower

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