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excitement. Apparently the famous Cynthia0
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Cholmondely Sidebottom had just enteredIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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regally, wearing very, very tight0
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batting pads and little elseIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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to hide her ruddy cheeks............0
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which were on her kneesIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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used by the cricket team.....0
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strictly for net practice purposesIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Whilst trying a new bat0
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with a made-to-measure sweet spotIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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which the ball just missed0
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as it whizzed overhead towards0
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The lady with the tea0
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trolley, who swiftly ducked, then0
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declared the buns, 'all out'!!!!0
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after which the umpire said0
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"Anyone for tennis?" but theIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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team said they'd far rather0
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help their wives with houseworkIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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before going to the pub0
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to sort out the worldIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and escape all the wimmin0
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who should probably follow anyway0
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when net practice was overIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and they'd had a shower0
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