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they laughed and giggled until0
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their ears all dropped offIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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then, in a panic, they0
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picked up the wrong onesIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and started laughing again0
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as they stuck them onIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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the front of their foreheads0
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and waggled them about untilIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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people came out to see0
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exactly what was going on0
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but, as no-one really knew,If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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they all stood around and0
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shook their heads in bewilderment0
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and their ears fall off..........0
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again and landed on theirIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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tiny toes, which unfortunately became0
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squashed under the great weightIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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which meant that they couldn't0
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play music by ear anymoreIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and so they had to0
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use their orchestra instruments insteadIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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but unfortunately some were missing0
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having been misplaced when they0
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gave a concert at the0
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Black Sheep, with free ale,If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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