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before introducing it into theIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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mincer and making sausages for0
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those people who have no0
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idea what they are eating0
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but as long as they0
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have full stomachs they might0
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just fail to cram inIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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any more totally unnecessary calories0
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make a huge effort toIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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eat and drink as many0
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liquidised eggs as will fitIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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in their already almost bursting0
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big fat roly poly tummies0
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but, unfortunately, the calculations wereIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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way out for what was0
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in fact about to happen0
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which was revealed the minuteIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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they took their clothes off0
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because they all forgot to0
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bring coat-hangers with them soIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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they put them on the0
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floor in a big heap andIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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in walked Sebastian surprise surprise0
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as everyone thought he had0
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