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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

10. May 2015, 05:27 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

apart from four blades which

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

11. May 2015, 09:38 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

which he could not resist

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

12. May 2015, 06:17 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

so he ate them. Next

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Cate Member Posts: 280

14. May 2015, 05:27 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

he decided to paint the

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

14. May 2015, 06:35 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

worms black for camouflage purposes

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

14. May 2015, 17:10 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

so that anybody who found

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

16. May 2015, 03:54 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

an ordinary pink worm would

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

16. May 2015, 04:31 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

spot it immediately and know

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Cate Member Posts: 280

17. May 2015, 07:57 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

it was a friendly worm

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

17. May 2015, 14:33 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

who would be happy to

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

18. May 2015, 10:18 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

irrigate and fertilise the garden

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

18. May 2015, 16:11 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

before having a well-earned nap

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

19. May 2015, 06:39 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

after a pint of bitter

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

20. May 2015, 09:46 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

or a cup of tea

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

20. May 2015, 14:17 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

with lots and lots of

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

20. May 2015, 14:36 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

extra thick and creamy CAKE!!

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

21. May 2015, 09:45 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

decorated nicely with lots of

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

23. May 2015, 03:44 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

cherries, icing and more cream

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

24. May 2015, 05:10 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

especially shaving cream which always

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Cate Member Posts: 280

24. May 2015, 08:53 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

mixes well with whipped cream

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

25. May 2015, 02:40 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

having more than one use

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

25. May 2015, 04:32 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

for every household item. Next.

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

26. May 2015, 07:04 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

time you must remember to

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

26. May 2015, 08:25 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

carefully detach the grapefruit from

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

27. May 2015, 04:09 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

the peel, pith and pips

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