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apart from four blades whichIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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which he could not resist0
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so he ate them. NextIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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he decided to paint the0
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worms black for camouflage purposesIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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so that anybody who found0
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an ordinary pink worm wouldIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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spot it immediately and know0
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it was a friendly worm0
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who would be happy to0
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irrigate and fertilise the gardenIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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before having a well-earned nap0
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after a pint of bitterIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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or a cup of tea0
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with lots and lots ofIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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extra thick and creamy CAKE!!0
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decorated nicely with lots of0
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cherries, icing and more cream0
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especially shaving cream which alwaysIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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mixes well with whipped cream0
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having more than one use0
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for every household item. Next.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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time you must remember to0
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carefully detach the grapefruit fromIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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the peel, pith and pips0
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