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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

3. Jul 2015, 14:23 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

disappeared off Chit Chat permanently

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

10. Jul 2015, 11:03 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

though in fact he'd been

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Cate Member Posts: 280

12. Jul 2015, 08:45 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

in hospital with a very

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

13. Jul 2015, 03:05 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

bad attitude, having lost most

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

13. Jul 2015, 06:12 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

if not all of his

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

14. Jul 2015, 03:31 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

marbles. Sebastian slyly adjusted his

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

14. Jul 2015, 14:17 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

jock strap ensuring that his

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Cate Member Posts: 280

16. Jul 2015, 09:09 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

trousers would not fall down..........phew!

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

16. Jul 2015, 14:26 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

until he'd assumed the position

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

17. Jul 2015, 06:17 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

of Chief Exec. of the

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

17. Jul 2015, 11:52 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

official Raving loony monster party

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Cate Member Posts: 280

18. Jul 2015, 14:35 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

which had some very strange

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

19. Jul 2015, 05:00 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

policies on rhubarb crumble making

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

21. Jul 2015, 09:40 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

and we won`t mention custard

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

24. Jul 2015, 04:15 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

(even though we just did)

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

29. Jul 2015, 18:14 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Sebastian noisily and greedily gobbled

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

30. Jul 2015, 05:40 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

like a turkey and his

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

30. Jul 2015, 17:07 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

voice began to sound like

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

2. Aug 2015, 05:19 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

a dalek on speed which

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Cate Member Posts: 280

2. Aug 2015, 11:38 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

made everyone laugh and think

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

3. Aug 2015, 13:33 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

about travelling to Gallifrey with

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Cate Member Posts: 280

9. Aug 2015, 06:55 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

a picnic and some wine

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mig Member Posts: 7,154

10. Aug 2015, 04:01 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

but the wine was corked

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

10. Aug 2015, 07:55 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Sebastian didn't care, he swigged

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

11. Aug 2015, 14:02 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

away to his heart's content

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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