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then fell down rolling drunk0
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gutter with all the other0
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cabinet members who had, unsurprisingly,If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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spent rather too long in0
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the local ice cream parlourIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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where they were chatting up0
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anyone who was prepared to0
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buy them a knickerbocker glory0
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As it turned out, thereIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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were quite a few who0
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longer than was strictly necessary0
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To get their order filled0
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so the manager asked them0
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if they fancied a beerIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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flavoured banana split. Unfortunately they0
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were all strictly TT soIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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had to make do with0
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Orange juice and dolly mixtures0
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Before going over to the0
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chippy for pickled eggs and0
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sherbert dips with frogs' legsIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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which turned out to be0
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perhaps not the best thing0
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