IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.... NEW FORUM CRUISE

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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Right girls lets go and have a look around. Val they will throw necklaces at you mind your eyes or hide behind my umbrella.

    You have to catch as many as you can and put them around your neck.
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    There is a new passenger joining the ship. All staff are to be curteous to her, her name is Mrs Merry. Here she comes ........oooeer

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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    EERRMMM I was informed her husband had left and gone north, Well....errmm it seems as if she definately went south..I, i, I mean ermm wants to go south south yes
  • ellsbells
    ellsbells Member Posts: 31
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    trisher wrote:
    There is a new passenger joining the ship. All staff are to be curteous to her, her name is Mrs Merry. Here she comes ........oooeer

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    :oops: where did you get that foto of me I dont like it !!! it doesn,t suit my colouring,purple so last year . Knees not so nobbly since TKR.Do they do cosmetic surgery aboard? :oops:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    rehab44 wrote:
    OMG, not at this time of the morning pleeeezzzz!

    Is she....is she.....she wouldn't be Fat Kev's wife would she?............well I mean emm VAL, JOAN,ELLIE,. ANNIE.........HELPPPPP.

    Well what time of the moning would you suggest? She has he radio with he plus eveything else a bag full of sandwiches ......she has eaten all the beakfast buffet meant to be for eveyone. :shock:

    She is well stocked up, so the time must not mean anything to her.
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    well glad to see she had bikini wax that would have been a step to far. but it sure looks like me not worn mine in this country for years honest :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Val

    Never entered my head things like that. :shock: I have not seen Joan do you know where she went? Was she sight seeing???

    Did she come back to the ship with us? No the last time I saw her she Was with that dark haired fellow he was good looking though.
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Val

    Since when have you had your hair in ribbons. Well that could be a costume ,perhaps she bought one in the same shop as you?

    Never seen you with your head in pig tails?
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    I have not seen Joan do you know where she went?

    Hi Folks, I'm here. Still recovering from the shock of seeing that new passenger :!: :lol::lol::lol:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    ellsbells wrote:
    trisher wrote:
    There is a new passenger joining the ship. All staff are to be curteous to her, her name is Mrs Merry. Here she comes ........oooeer

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    :oops: where did you get that foto of me I dont like it !!! it doesn,t suit my colouring,purple so last year . Knees not so nobbly since TKR.Do they do cosmetic surgery aboard? :oops:

    Hi Ellsbells

    Well I suppose we could try and do cosmetic surgery. You only need to take some off here and pull the rest up. :shock: Or down :shock:
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    think, pull up much more than down on that photo
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    If we pull her up too much she will have no skin on her legs :shock:

    The the bone will fall off :shock:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    joanlawson wrote:
    I have not seen Joan do you know where she went?

    Hi Folks, I'm here. Still recovering from the shock of seeing that new passenger :!: :lol::lol::lol:

    Joan

    Thought I saw you with that good looking chap who kept smiling at you????
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    trisher wrote:
    joanlawson wrote:
    I have not seen Joan do you know where she went?

    Hi Folks, I'm here. Still recovering from the shock of seeing that new passenger :!: :lol::lol::lol:

    Joan

    Joan

    That is Mrs Merry, I had a message that she would be coming and we were to look after her.

    I was wondering if she is wearing a disguise? Who is she really? Why come on the boat at 3am in the morning. Something is not right.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    trisher wrote:
    joanlawson wrote:
    I have not seen Joan do you know where she went?

    Hi Folks, I'm here. Still recovering from the shock of seeing that new passenger :!: :lol::lol::lol:

    Joan

    Thought I saw you with that good looking chap who kept smiling at you????

    Trisher n110.gif Shhhhhhhh :!: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    OOOOPPPS sorry Joan. Have you seen Mrs merry? I don't trust her. shhh. But watch her.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Maybe she is a spy working undercover for Del and the Somalians :shock: :shock:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Well that could be true. She does not look like a tourist? That radio could be sending secret messages for all we know. :shock:
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    well when she goes to the bar will go into her state room and have a look around. trisher you will have to look out and whistle is she comes back will put waiters coat on and take some champaine with me just incase she does come back.
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    OOhh dear Val, don't leave us in suspense :!: What did you find :?:

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Great :!: :!: Can't wait !!

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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    line can i keep trying do not wan fat kevs hands on me lol.

    well got it to her cabin went through the draws nothing in them looked in wardrob nothing she only has the clothes or not that she stands up in . had look at radio and the back opens to reveal secret compartment and in side is a gun ???????????????
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Number 3- Cup of Tea

    55-Snakes Alive

    88-Two Fat Ladies

    17- Dancing Queen

    27- Gateway to Heaven

    35- Jump and Jive

    53- Stuck up a Tree

    OOOOHHHH     I only need one more number!!!!!

    A gun, Val????? Curiouser and curiouser!!!!
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Hurry up Val what sort of gun is it? Can you see anything else funny in there?
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    The dancing demonstration is about to begin :!: :!:

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    Where's Fat Kev :?: :?: I seem to be doing this on my own :!: :cry:

    You don't think he's gone off with that Mrs, Merry, do you :?:
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