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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    it a small one and got six silevr bullets????? hand gun i think
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Really Well the mind boggles once again :shock:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    25- Duck and Dive

    29-Rise and Shine

    Has anyone won yet :?: :?:

    Just remembered Fat Kev is giving Val a 2-hour massage because she got one line. Hope she's OKb0708.gif
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    valval wrote:
    it a small one and got six silevr bullets????? hand gun i think

    Silver Bullets that reminds me of
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Why, because we're all batty :?: :?:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Joan

    Silver Bullets, Vampires Dracula
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    BINGO I won :!: :!: :D:D Now I've got 3 wishes from the in-house genie

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    Oh NO :!: Not Fat Kev again :!: :!: :shock: :shock:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Up with the anchor steady as we go right we are off once gain
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    Where to next, Trisher :?: :?:

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    There is no limit to our imagination :!: :!: :lol::lol:
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  • ellsbells
    ellsbells Member Posts: 31
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    valval wrote:
    think, pull up much more than down on that photo
    MY face lift didnt work last year.my nose went behind my ears.Thats why I got a gun in the radio to shoot fat Kev who said he would give me a lift.He needs his face rearranged.and his clothes that he crossdresses with need to be put back in me wardrobe.I can make merry then. Anyone for cocoa,I have cornered the market in it. 8)
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Fat Kev said he would give you a face lift??? You should be very careful of him. We never go about with him unless we have someone with us. :shock:

    Did he charge you much???
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    ellsbells wrote:
    valval wrote:
    think, pull up much more than down on that photo
    MY face lift didnt work last year.my nose went behind my ears.Thats why I got a gun in the radio to shoot fat Kev who said he would give me a lift.He needs his face rearranged.and his clothes that he crossdresses with need to be put back in me wardrobe.I can make merry then. Anyone for cocoa,I have cornered the market in it. 8)

    Hi ellsbells,

    I think there was a misunderstanding with Fat Kev. When he said he would give you a lift, he probably meant on the back of his bike. But he is always eager to please, and I expect he went ahead with the face-lift rather than disappoint you.

    While I acknowledge that it must be a little inconvenient for you to have your nose behind your ears, I think you can at least be grateful that your eyes and mouth are still facing the right way. Just think how lucky you are; otherwise you would have had to walk backwards for the rest of your life.

    Consequently, I think you should forgive and forget, throw the gun overboard, and just enjoy the rest of the cruise.

    Joan ( First Mate and Cruise Director for JL Cruises )

    And about he cross-dressing, SHhhhh a143.gif

    Best not to mention it :shock:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Joan

    We are on our way to Bermuda. Val's not here so you can toot if you want.
    Just be careful of the maidens last time they were on top deck and got covered in soot.

    Trish xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    who let fat kev near me when had dropped off to sleep woke with his sweaty mits all over me saying something about winning a line at bingo :oops: :oops: :oops: well gave him black eye for his troubles and not playing bingo again . still trying to work out how he got in cabin?????????????????
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    TOOT :!: :!: TOOT :!: :!: TOOT :!: :!:

    Off we go to Bermuda, Captain Trisher :!: Steer clear of that triangle though, won't you :?:

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    valval wrote:
    who let fat kev near me when had dropped off to sleep woke with his sweaty mits all over me saying something about winning a line at bingo :oops: :oops: :oops: well gave him black eye for his troubles and not playing bingo again . still trying to work out how he got in cabin?????????????????

    Aw, Val, how could you :?: Poor old Fat Kev :!: What with someone trying to shoot him, and you giving him a black eye, he's not having much luck.
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    sure he will get over it and how did he get in my cabin the lock was on as well as latch ????
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    I think he sneeked in earlier, Val, and hid under your bunk when he thought he was going to be shot. But it was a case of out of the frying pan into the fire, This is how he looks now. m1520.gif
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Mrs Merry walked past you cabin last night. She said she had dropped her pen.She did look a bit odd though.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    .She did look a bit odd though.

    You can say that again :!: :!: :shock: :shock:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Mrs Merry walked by your cabin she said she had dropped her pen she did look odd though

    Joan
    As you requested I have just said it again. :D
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    I was using my new fishing rod funny thought I had caught something bigger


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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    How about catching this fish, Trisher :?:

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    I've been wanting an excuse to post this cos it's pretty :D
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    joanlawson wrote:
    How about catching this fish, Trisher :?:

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    I've been wanting an excuse to post this cos it's pretty :D

    loving it lol
    val
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