IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.... NEW FORUM CRUISE

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Here's another pirate dancing. He's not quite so good though :!:

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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Where has the Island of Doom gone to Master of the Egg? Please tell so I get my crew and this boat back on course.
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Where has the Island of Doom gone to Master of the Egg? Please tell so I get my crew and this boat back on course.

    after studying his leg glad he had shorts on :oops: we should have gone right at bouy with bell on and left at light house so set course north north west 20 deg should be there in a week will have to stop off for water first the pirates will know where we can get some .
    right pirates each of you will look after the crew i want a foot massage . trisher wants her shoulders massaging with sented oils
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 1. Jul 2010, 17:32
    As Cruise Director, I have decided to let the pirates off from walking the plank because their dancing is quite entertaining. Instead, they wiil become our slaves, and must obey our every command for the rest of the cruise.

    Which one do you want, Val and Trisher :?: I'll have that Johnny Depp one :D
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    As Cruise Director, I have decided to let the pirates off from walking the plank because their dancing is quite entertaining. Instead, they wiil become our slaves, and must obey our every command for the rest of the cruise.

    that great idea personal slaves this cruise gets better and better :D:D
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I've already got mine doing the ironing for me. I hate ironing :!: d020.gif
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    I've already got mine doing the ironing for me. I hate ironing :!: d020.gif

    that swear word in this house val
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    joanlawson wrote:
    I've already got mine doing the ironing for me. I hate ironing :!: d020.gif

    that swear word in this house val

    Norty norty

    Maiden Annie had had to retire to her cabin she has had a bad headache and thinks we may get a storm. She has taken her meds and gone to bed, She is sorry she could not do her duty.

    Right this boat is now on course so off we go all is calm. How are all the passengers?

    Our dinner party table was very jolly we all had a good time.

    Where is the Master of the Eggs?
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    valval wrote:
    joanlawson wrote:
    I've already got mine doing the ironing for me. I hate ironing :!: d020.gif

    that swear word in this house val

    Norty norty

    Maiden Annie had had to retire to her cabin she has had a bad headache and thinks we may get a storm. She has taken her meds and gone to bed, She is sorry she could not do her duty.

    Right this boat is now on course so off we go all is calm. How are all the passengers?


    hiding in his cabin in shame as he wanted to run when pirates came. hope annie has taken her pirate to give nice soothing massage

    Our dinner party table was very jolly we all had a good time.

    Where is the Master of the Eggs?
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hiding in his cabin in shame as he wanted to run when pirates came

    Don't you believe it :!: :!: More likely this

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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bong ding must get that fixed

    This is the Captain here

    We are now on course for the Island Of Doom. This ship has to be ship shape before I do a full inspection tomorrow.

    I will stop the pay of anyone who is supposed to be working on this ship and does not pull their weight.

    Egg Master in my absence I want you to write the script ready for the Island of Doom.

    Anyone disobeying this will be sent down to the cook house and hand peel every potatoe for all the passengers lunches.
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    I managed to escape during the night, I'll be back.

    That's the last time I have an equal opportunities crew the wenches were totally useless, avast behind me hearties. pirate.gif

    I have a new first mate PirateMav.gif

    and a new bandanna for me

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    loving your first mate all your other pirates happy staying on cruise ship val
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The bandana looks good, Pirate Del. Shame about the face though. No wonder the wenches weren't very impressed :!: :shock:

    I've got my Johnny Depp pirate working well as my personal assistant. He's finished the ironing, and now I've sent him off to catch a fish or two for lunch.t3818.gif

    ( Just found these smilies, so had to use one somehow :!: :D )

    Where are we, captain Trish :?: Are we still in the Canaries, or on course for the ISLAND OF DOOM :?: :?:

    The Guardian of the Egg seems very quiet after abandoning ship in our hour of need.
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    inthe castle lives a dragon who ever rids the castle of the evil dragon will be the new keeper of the last egg of destiny
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 2. Jul 2010, 15:56
    Suddenly overhead is heard the whirring of a helicopter. It is the emergency helicopter kept onboard the ship for emergencies.t4012.gif

    Unbeknown to the Guardian, we had been following him to the island, and now we landed on the roof of the castle. We knew of his legendary bravery in the face of danger, but we all felt compelled to rush to his assistance, and not a moment too late :!: :!:

    As we emerge from the helicopter, the fearsome roars of the dragon can be heard, so we know that we must think of a cunning plan, and fast :!: :!: :shock: :shock:

    Quickly, we rendezvous with the Guardian, and together we make our way further and further into the dark and dangerous castle.
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  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    OOooooooh dragons, just like Harry Potter!

    Luckily we have firemen with us who are trained in dealing with fires.

    Nx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    HOORAY Nina and her firemen to the rescue :!: :!:

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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ninakang wrote:
    OOooooooh dragons, just like Harry Potter!

    Luckily we have firemen with us who are trained in dealing with fires.

    Nx

    great did they come on helicopter or do we need to send it back for themp0272.gif

    closest i could find to fireman lol
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We'll send Nina in to keep the dragon entertained and distracted

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    I'll just send the helicopter over to Derby to collect the firemen. It shouldn't take too long, Nina, so don't worry :!: :D
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  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :oops: I'm very flattered by your post Joan!

    You don't have to send a helicopter - they're already on board the ship!

    Nx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    well that will keep dragon entertained but how are we going to get enough water for them to put fire out the moat not that deep.
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 2. Jul 2010, 16:54
    Don't worry Val. These aren't just any firemen, they are Derby firemen, the best in the land, kept in order by our very own Nina. They have ways of putting out fires with very little water, but lots of will-power, so a silly little dragon won't cause them too much trouble. Anyway, he is now completely mesmerised by Nina, so he is quite docile.
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the question is where is the guardian of the egg have you seen him ???????
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nope :!: Why is he always the missing link when he is needed :?: :?: You don't think he's gone off with Biker Chick, do you :?:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Nope :!: Why is he always the missing link when he is needed :?: :?: You don't think he's gone off with Biker Girl, do you :?:



    hope not biker boy will sort him out lol bet he watching football :D:D:D:D:D
    val

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