Bored how about a Christams tale...please join in.

tjt6768

instead of world peace then.. Just as good in his eyes..
He would also like some dancing lessons from Tony who could really move and groove.. And a date with the bunker babes too.. Well said the cat...

tjt6768

and he danced like a big girls blouse so I need Tony to teach me how to dance like a proper bloke, lol..
Well, when you put it like that how can I resist.. He was instantly transported to Tonys school of dancing for proper blokes complete with a years free membership.. What he dint know was that Tony was an alien and his mad feet skills on the dance floor really were out of this world.... He would never get to dance like him... Not knowing this he threw himself into it, he trained so hard that

lupin15

tap shoes and too toos!!!!!!!.....and bars of chocolate!!!!...

joanlawson

But then one day when Alfie turned up for his dancing lesson, something amazing happened. Tony the Alien had decided to return to the mother-ship, and a flying saucer was in the proccess of beaming him up.

''Oh no'', thought Alfie.'' Now I will never get the chance to dance the Nutcracker at Christmas.'' He took off his ballet shoes, and was walking sadly home when..............

tjt6768

The space-ship flew down and beamed him up... He was transported straight to the bridge of the ship, and there in the captain's chair, just like Kirk, was Tony, looking besplendant in his alien attire of shorts and t-shirt... God, he thought, is that what they're wearing out there this season??

Suddenly alarms started to sound, Tony shouted something in a weird alien tone to what could only be described as a blob that was slumped in front of some controls, it babbled something back then threw up.. don't mind him said Tony, he gets nervous when we're under attack...
Attack??!!! By who??

Tony grinned like a maniac, enjoying the adrenaline rush, well my dear friend, over the last two centuries I have made many many enemies as I am a right grumpy old git and dance everywhere, annoying folk wherever I be... My guess this time is that it's..................

tjt6768

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Tony the amazing dancing alien!!! LOL

lupin15

whoshhhhhhhhhhh......... and Alfie was snatched by his collar and dropped with a bump onto a hard cold wooden seat. He looked up and star looked so close and the cold breeze took his breath away with the speed he was moving. He rubbed his eyes and looked ahead and saw....Reindeer!!!!!! He looked to his side and saw the round smiling face of a man with a floating white beard and hair. Alfie gasped.."Santa, it is really you" "HO HO HO" The man bellowed. Then..............

Colin1

Oh no its not Santa shouted as he pulled off his imatation beared. It me colin and i want to bag mtself a deer

tjt6768

Just as Cris was kicking the embers, that caused a huge cloud of soot to fly up the chimney covering Colin...
Alfie looked down and saw what had happened, he asked the real Santa if they could go back to help Colin as he felt sorry for him with his mucky little face, all grimey and sooty.. Santa was very pleased that Alfie was such a caring young fellow, so much so that he.........

lupin15

That as he was so caring he would grant all his wishes and (if his parents allowed) to help him deliver some presents early evening.
Alfie was so excited as they swept passed his house and landed outside. he rushed to his front door and.....(now everyone it is christmas eve so play nice!!!!).....

tjt6768

and went inside, his parents were waiting for him in the front room by the tree, which was surrounded by a mountain of presents for him...... He was the happiest young boy ever. and......

) (I'm only being nice cos it's Christmas, lol)

lupin15

delboy wrote:

.. then he woke up in his usual place behind the skip at the back of Tesco (I'm not being nice because of some mythical character) ...

Only joking......

On Christmas morning he woke early and at the end of his bed was a Christmas sack. A small swill came from his mouth. He dashed down and opened the sack and unwrapped the presents. Oranges chocolate, pencils, crayons, colouring books and more. He crept downstairs and at the table his parents were sat and on the table was all manner of scummy foods. chesses, meats, breads, jams and more. His mother smiled at him and said Merry Christmas and gave him a huge hug.
This was going to be the best Christmas every, he thought to himself and he wished evryone in the world the same.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE. ) ) ) ) )

tjt6768

THE END. x