FIVE word story
stickywicket
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OK let's try this. Same rules as Three Word Story...only it's five words 
Obviously :roll: I'll start you off.
Ermyntrude was mooching moodily about
Obviously :roll: I'll start you off.Ermyntrude was mooching moodily about
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright
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the dance floor, hoping to0
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catch the eye of CecilSmile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
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of a rugby league player . . .Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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ball held aloft while hisLove
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while his tight Lycra pants0
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( ) Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
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Were hung on the lineLove
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while he ran next door0
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accidentally exposing his extremely small0
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buttocks, which were out of0
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the water looking like theyLove
Barbara0 -
always did, shrivelled, spotty and0
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somewhat dangly, a scar where0
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he fell off his bikeLove
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as the husbands gun shot.......0
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struck mid-cheek and went through0
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the window behind him andLove
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"Bugger me, t'window's broke."0
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. . . meanwhile Ermyntrude was happily chewingHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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tobacco while reading the latest0
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Beef cake boys in Lycra0
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the racket didn't disrupt her0
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she just smiled at himLove
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