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FIVE word story
stickywicket
Member Posts: 26,632
OK let's try this. Same rules as Three Word Story...only it's five words
Obviously :roll: I'll start you off.
Ermyntrude was mooching moodily about

Ermyntrude was mooching moodily about
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the dance floor, hoping to0
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catch the eye of Cecil0
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The big strapping black bull0
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of a rugby league player . . .0
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ball held aloft while his0
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while his tight Lycra pants0
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Were hung on the line0
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while he ran next door0
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accidentally exposing his extremely small0
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buttocks, which were out of0
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the water looking like they0
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always did, shrivelled, spotty and0
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somewhat dangly, a scar where0
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he fell off his bike0
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as the husbands gun shot.......0
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struck mid-cheek and went through0
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the window behind him and0
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"Bugger me, t'window's broke."0
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. . . meanwhile Ermyntrude was happily chewing0
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tobacco while reading the latest0
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Beef cake boys in Lycra0
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the racket didn't disrupt her0
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she just smiled at him0