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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

21. Sep 2013, 11:00 edited 13. Feb 2020, 10:36 in Community Chit-chat archive

OK let's try this. Same rules as Three Word Story...only it's five words Obviously :roll: I'll start you off.

Ermyntrude was mooching moodily about

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  21. Sep 2013, 11:09 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  the dance floor, hoping to

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  villier NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 4,426

  21. Sep 2013, 11:27 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  catch the eye of Cecil

  Smile a while and while you smile
  smile another smile and soon there
  will be miles and miles of smiles
  just because you smiled I wish your
  day is full of Smiles

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  mig Member Posts: 7,154

  21. Sep 2013, 12:06 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  The big strapping black bull

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  dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520

  21. Sep 2013, 13:22 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  of a rugby league player . . .

  Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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  frogmorton Member Posts: 30,443

  21. Sep 2013, 14:38 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  ball held aloft while his

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  mig Member Posts: 7,154

  21. Sep 2013, 14:46 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  while his tight Lycra pants

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  villier NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 4,426

  21. Sep 2013, 14:49 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  ( )

  Smile a while and while you smile
  smile another smile and soon there
  will be miles and miles of smiles
  just because you smiled I wish your
  day is full of Smiles

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  barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

  21. Sep 2013, 14:50 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  Were hung on the line

  Love
  Barbara

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  Boomer13 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,931

  21. Sep 2013, 16:30 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  while he ran next door

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  21. Sep 2013, 16:52 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  accidentally exposing his extremely small

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  Boomer13 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,931

  21. Sep 2013, 22:28 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  buttocks, which were out of

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  barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

  22. Sep 2013, 05:18 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  the water looking like they

  Love
  Barbara

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  22. Sep 2013, 10:13 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  always did, shrivelled, spotty and

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  Boomer13 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,931

  22. Sep 2013, 11:21 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  somewhat dangly, a scar where

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  frogmorton Member Posts: 30,443

  22. Sep 2013, 15:39 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  he fell off his bike

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  Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485

  22. Sep 2013, 15:46 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  as the husbands gun shot.......

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  Boomer13 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,931

  22. Sep 2013, 20:07 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  struck mid-cheek and went through

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  barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

  23. Sep 2013, 06:05 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  the window behind him and

  Love
  Barbara

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  ichabod6 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 843

  23. Sep 2013, 10:41 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  "Bugger me, t'window's broke."

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  dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520

  23. Sep 2013, 10:51 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  . . . meanwhile Ermyntrude was happily chewing

  Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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  Boomer13 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,931

  23. Sep 2013, 13:10 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  tobacco while reading the latest

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  mig Member Posts: 7,154

  23. Sep 2013, 13:29 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  Beef cake boys in Lycra

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  Boomer13 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,931

  23. Sep 2013, 13:33 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  

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  Boomer13 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,931

  23. Sep 2013, 13:37 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  the racket didn't disrupt her

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  barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

  23. Sep 2013, 14:10 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  she just smiled at him

  Love
  Barbara

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