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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

8. Dec 2013, 03:51 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

he gave up, choosing instead

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485

8. Dec 2013, 15:17 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

a nice big fat cigar........... :rudolph:

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

9. Dec 2013, 07:59 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

made exclusively from the rare

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

9. Dec 2013, 15:01 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

of rarest, almost prohibitively expensive

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

10. Dec 2013, 10:31 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

dung from an aged mayfly

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mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306

11. Dec 2013, 05:59 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

That smelled of damp dogs

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

11. Dec 2013, 07:59 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

who'd rolled in unmentionable stuff :shock:

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

12. Dec 2013, 04:00 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

(which he'd failed to mention)

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

12. Dec 2013, 11:56 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

secrets and lies came easy

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

13. Dec 2013, 04:20 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

to him, a former spy

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

13. Dec 2013, 14:10 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

" I will say zees only.....

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

13. Dec 2013, 18:12 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

when appropriate, which is almost

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Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769

13. Dec 2013, 18:41 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

Music to the rovers ears

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

13. Dec 2013, 18:43 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

which flapped wildly in the

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

14. Dec 2013, 04:25 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

force 9 gale blowing from

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485

14. Dec 2013, 07:55 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

the north, calling at Glassgoo, ........

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

15. Dec 2013, 04:33 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

Before adding in Aberdeen and

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

16. Dec 2013, 17:45 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

and Aberystwyth, not to mention

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

17. Dec 2013, 04:24 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

his unmentionables, because that would

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

17. Dec 2013, 04:38 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

be totally unmentionable and unmemorable

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

18. Dec 2013, 08:53 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

probably unseemly, all things considered

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

18. Dec 2013, 13:23 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

though all things rarely are

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

18. Dec 2013, 15:44 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

unless by interested parties like

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

19. Dec 2013, 18:16 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

those likely to benefit from

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

20. Dec 2013, 04:57 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

a really good, long hard

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