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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    :lol:

    apart from four blades which
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    which he could not resist
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    so he ate them. Next
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    he decided to paint the
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    worms black for camouflage purposes
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    so that anybody who found
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    an ordinary pink worm would
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    spot it immediately and know
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    it was a friendly worm
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    who would be happy to
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    irrigate and fertilise the garden
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    before having a well-earned nap
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    after a pint of bitter
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    or a cup of tea
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    with lots and lots of
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    extra thick and creamy CAKE!!
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    decorated nicely with lots of
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    cherries, icing and more cream
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    especially shaving cream which always
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    mixes well with whipped cream
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    having more than one use
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    for every household item. Next.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    time you must remember to
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    carefully detach the grapefruit from
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    the peel, pith and pips

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