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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    before introducing it into the
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    mincer and making sausages for
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    those people who have no
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    idea what they are eating
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    but as long as they
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    have full stomachs they might
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    just fail to cram in
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    any more totally unnecessary calories
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,486
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    although I suspect they will


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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    make a huge effort to
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    eat and drink as many
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    liquidised eggs as will fit
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    in their already almost bursting
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    big fat roly poly tummies
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    but, unfortunately, the calculations were
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    way out for what was
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    in fact about to happen
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    which was revealed the minute
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    they took their clothes off
  • theresak
    theresak NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    because they all forgot to
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    bring coat-hangers with them so
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    they put them on the
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    floor in a big heap and
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    in walked Sebastian surprise surprise
  • Cate
    Cate NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 280
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    as everyone thought he had

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