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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

27. May 2015, 05:01 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

before introducing it into the

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

29. May 2015, 04:40 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

mincer and making sausages for

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

29. May 2015, 11:04 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

those people who have no

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Cate Member Posts: 280

30. May 2015, 14:38 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

idea what they are eating

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

31. May 2015, 04:19 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

but as long as they

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

3. Jun 2015, 09:06 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

have full stomachs they might

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

5. Jun 2015, 06:56 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

just fail to cram in

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Cate Member Posts: 280

5. Jun 2015, 07:49 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

any more totally unnecessary calories

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,424

5. Jun 2015, 08:37 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

although I suspect they will

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

7. Jun 2015, 05:28 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

make a huge effort to

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

8. Jun 2015, 08:39 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

eat and drink as many

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

8. Jun 2015, 13:56 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

liquidised eggs as will fit

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

12. Jun 2015, 06:35 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

in their already almost bursting

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Cate Member Posts: 280

12. Jun 2015, 12:12 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

big fat roly poly tummies

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

15. Jun 2015, 14:01 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

but, unfortunately, the calculations were

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Cate Member Posts: 280

16. Jun 2015, 14:01 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

way out for what was

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

17. Jun 2015, 09:10 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

in fact about to happen

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

18. Jun 2015, 18:48 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

which was revealed the minute

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Cate Member Posts: 280

20. Jun 2015, 06:34 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

they took their clothes off

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

20. Jun 2015, 17:20 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

because they all forgot to

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

22. Jun 2015, 14:18 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

bring coat-hangers with them so

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Cate Member Posts: 280

24. Jun 2015, 07:08 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

they put them on the

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

26. Jun 2015, 13:37 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

floor in a big heap and

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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mig Member Posts: 7,154

27. Jun 2015, 13:46 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

in walked Sebastian surprise surprise

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Cate Member Posts: 280

1. Jul 2015, 06:54 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

as everyone thought he had

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