Why Ra is what he is..

tjt6768

Picture the scene folks..

In a secret place, a nuclear base is being built, circa 1995..

An accident happens, toxic waste to dispose of, all hush hush..
The guy in charge of disposing of said waste, Oliver Schmitt, a large, dumn specimen of the German colony..... In fear of his life, panics and places the waste in a large garden waste dustbin on the nearest estate..

Two weeks later, a heavily pregnant stray happens to 'nest' below the bin.. Nine kittens are born the next day, the mother is spooked by a commotion the next dayso starts to move the kittens...
Being stupid, she can't count.. Leaves behind one big, fat lazy lump, fast asleep under the old blanket she'd settled beneath......
The following day the fat, lardy, lazy puddytat wakes up.. Hungry and afraid....

Sees something glowing overhead.... Has to investigate, being a nosey little........

The bin is full of a green, flourescent goo, tastes very nice......

Uh oh..................................................


And that is how Ra gained his super powers...



His adventures began the very next day when................

joanlawson

......the black fur which he had been born with suddenly and inexplicably turned brilliant white and his eyes began to glow in the dark.

Just to prove it, here's a photo of Ra the Supercat



This is another photo of the day he discovered that he could fly

tjt6768

Thank you Joan, I think the dear readers were begin to question Ra's super powers... Lol

He spent the next few weeks refining his powers until one day a very good looking and rather cool young, hip, trendy & wonderful couple happened upon him.. He instantly fell in life with them & promised to spend the ready of his days with them...
I'm speaking of course of myself & Janet, just in case some of you fight get that, lol...

With Tony by his side nothing was impossible... They managed between them to have at least one adventure per week...

One week, not too long ago actually, they heard of some miners trapped underground in a foreign land..
"How's your Spanish Tony?" Ra asked.....
"No est mui bien, lo siento mi Amigo el gato blanco" I replied to him..

Destination Chile......


Now, you may have seen the fake reports on the news of the miners being rescued, one by one with some contraption... That was the cover story..
It was much more daring than that.. But they could hardly show a fat white cat & it's fat white owner burrowing down to rescue them with super strength on the news could they?

Boy did his claws need a pet-icure after that one

joanlawson

After that adventure, Ra became so famous that he had to go undercover (under the quilt on Tony's bed ) and he decided to disguise himself as a rabbit in order to fool the press.

tjt6768

Using this guise he passed himself as the Eater Bunny last year. :shock:

joanlawson

I bet he was hopping mad when people laughed

tjt6768

He certainly BUGS me.... :shock: :!:

julie47

tony and joan oh my you are a pair

Tony your imagination and joan the photos.....especially the one with bunny ears ....oh my i did laugh aloud

carry on ....waiting for the next episode

juliepf x

valval

thank you so much for this needed a smile and the ears did it tony so glad you are back with us val

joanlawson

Although as a Supercat Ra was able to fly through the air with the greatest of ease, he occasionally came to land in some unusual places.

I wondered why my TV wasn't working properly tonight :shock:

joanlawson

As well as a Supercat, Ra is also a Superstar. This photo is from his stint as a movie star. Click on the photo to make it bigger.

tjt6768

Some random Ra facts:

He once challenged Arnie to am arm wrestle.. And won.. That's when Arnie came up with his famous "I'll be back" quote.. He was a sore loser.

He was sat waiting at the peak of Everest when Hillary arrived.. He made him some breakfast.. Continental I think..

He was the real inventor of the following products etc(I've mentioned before... Cats can't hold patents, bloody fascists at the patent office, playing God :roll: ).........

Tipex
The biro
Those tassels strippers wear
Rubix cube
Contact lenses
Tazors
Bic razors
Liquorice
Deckchairs
Dave Lee Travis' nickname 'The Hairy Cornflake'
'The' yellow brick road
Batman
Christmas crackers
The human appendix (just for laughs)
The five pound note
Cleo Rocos' chest
Phone hacking (it was funny at the time)
Liverpool
Knitting
Colonel Gadaffi's rubber face
Mel Gibson



And many more...........

joanlawson

That's quite a catalogue of inventions :!:

The phone hacking was a catasrophe though. That was a categorical failure :roll:

Did he invent the catapult and catnip as well :?:

That's moggie magic :!:

bubbadog

Oh my Tony I have missed you!! I have been sat here reading your Ra Adventures!! Almost wetting myself! If you do anymore I will need a warning so I can go and put a tenna lady on!!
Excellent stories and photo's to go with them! My bubba was taking a peak and was very jealous! So much so he had to go and have a lie down and dream of his adventures!!
Missed you! glad to be back, Love to your good self and Janet! Big hugs all round! Amanda/bubbadog/ Captain!!

joanlawson

Ra's on the prowl, looking for his next adventure :!:

julie47

joanlawson wrote:

Although as a Supercat Ra was able to fly through the air with the greatest of ease, he occasionally came to land in some unusual places.

I wondered why my TV wasn't working properly tonight :shock:

joanlawson

Among his numerous talents as a Supercat, Ra was also a guitarist in a famous pop group known as the Moggies.

valval

love these made me smile val

bubbadog

Oh quick let me get my popcorn and get comfy ready for Ra's next adventure can't wait!

dreamdaisy

He was the drummer in Catatonia (remember their hit single, Flap Rage?), he designed a range of grooming products called Catacombs, ran a successful gang who stole catalytic converters, tried to develop a range of heating products for moglets called 'Cat-heters' but summat went badly wrong with the protoypes :shock: , administered brickie training courses called Caterwaul and founded a moglet family-tree website called Catkin. His greatest achievement, however, was the paw he had in the development of a range of pleasuring artefacts for lady cats, marketed under the brand name 'Cataclysm'. DD

tjt6768

He recently won the feline rear of the year award..
Got a prize fur that...

It was a CAT-****-TROPHY
:roll:

dreamdaisy

I don't say this to many people, believe you me. I think I love you. DD

tjt6768

He invented space travel
Is the founder of spec savers
Single handidly (with paws of course) silenced the Guns of Navarone
Knows at all times where Waldo is
Invented wrapping paper
Once defied the laws of gravity.. Just once though as it made him quezy
Beat Captain Kirk up, three times in one week
Put Ironside in that wheelchair... (Ironside disrespected his momma)
Bedded all four members of Abba :???: :shock:
Shaved Yul Brinner's head so close you could see his brain
Beat bagpuss in a staring competition
Did all the pointing on the Great Wall of China
Got two Blue Peter badges in a fortnight


More to come later.....

Thanks for the input DD, Joan..

DD........ He's available at the minute... Lol

dreamdaisy

Thank you for the offer, my dearest love, but I never have (and never will) 'do' moglets. I just don't get it.

PS. My mate Lene is grieving, I will buy her a red patio rose in memory of Whisky. Promise. Just 'cos I don't get it don't mean I cannot empathise with those who do.

valval

is he related to cat stevevs loved his music???

joanlawson

valval wrote:

is he related to cat stevevs loved his music???

Or even to the Pussycat Dolls :?: