Why Ra is what he is..

joanlawson

This is a photo of when Ra beat Bagpuss in the staring competition.



Poor old Bagpuss didn't stand a chance :shock:

dreamdaisy

Oh Mrs Lawson! That is one scary moglet!

Ra also invented the pre-cursor of dynamite, catamite. DD

joanlawson

dreamdaisy wrote:

Oh Mrs Lawson! That is one scary moglet!

Ra also invented the pre-cursor of dynamite, catamite. DD

That let the cat out of the bag then :!:

tjt6768

He is indeed sleeping in a large paper bash right now, lol...

I bought myself some new car mats & they came in a huge paper bag, I knew who'd love it immediately... I was spot on.. Lol

He actually invented the process of paper making you know, true story.

Right, sleep.

Going to Skeggy tomorrow instead of wednesday.. Yay. I'm a happy chappy..

joanlawson

Have a lovely time, Tony I expect that Ra will clean the house, do the washing, gardening, and shopping in time for your return. He is a Supercat, after all

tjt6768

He had better do, needs to earn his keep..

Lol

Will be in touch from sunny Skeggy..

julie47

Hi tony

hope you have a great time in skeggy and that while you are away RA doesn't take advantage of cat napping and gets the chores done you left him

valval

skeggy would have been great today enjoy pal val

tjt6768

quick hello, am shattered...
Got here about half two, went straight to the caravan where my aunt & uncle are looking after my grandma as my folks had gone to dad's hospital appointment in boston...
Spent some time with them, love spending time with mi Grandma..

Then got mums spare key, came to mum & dad's and hid in the bedroom after parking the car around the corner.. Managed to surprise them as they weren't expecting us till wednesday..
Been catching up for a bit. Had to come to bed as we are both exhausted & I'm in a lot of pain now.. Just had some morphine.. Hope to sleep well...

Journey here wasn't too bad, stopped halfway at a lovely place called the stables just after coming off the m180...
Oh, was doing about eighty, ahem, sorry, must've meant seventy.. On the motorway when I felt something on my left leg.. A rather chubby spider wandering along my shin bone.... :shock: :shock: I calmly placed it down on the car mat toward the door side... Then told Janet... Lol

Couldn't find it when we stopped :roll:

Right, sleep beckons..

Before I go..
Ra text me earlier, all is fine at home, he's watered the plants, emptied the dishwasher, vacuumed, been on ebay and bought himself some more encyclopedias, with my credit card of course.. And managed to look after Tim, Janets brother, who's staying at ours under the belief that he's looking after Ra...


Good night folks. Hope we are all ok.. Gonna be a scorcher here tomorrow

joanlawson

Glad to hear you've arrived safely in Skeggie, Tony.

BTW, I think I've found that spider

valval

if a spider had been in a car i was in would never have got back in hate them val

tjt6768

Thanks for finding Boris for me Joan.. Wondered where he'd gone. Lol
Janet hates spiders, I quite like em. Good job really.. Haha

Right.. Sun is out, off down to see mi grandma.

I slept very well last night thanks to done liquid magic (oromorph) and a memory foam mattress..

bubbadog

Have fun in Skeggie Tony! Ra was skype ing with Bubba last night! Could'nt hear every thing they said because everytime I tried to sneak in they started speaking in cat (language) it was something about buying something out of the cat-alogue and it would be a cat-astrophe if it wasn't any good! The plot thickens!
Don't know when Ra & bubba got friendly with each other? I did leave my lap top plugged in several months ago! Bubba is loving this weather he keeps going on about going to St Kitts because he has relations there!
Have a great time in Skeggie and don't go getting a better tan than mine! Your buddy Amanda/bubba.

constable

Tony

Didn't realise you had gone away until I asked everyone this morning. I missed you thread(why ra is what he is) Anyway, have a good time hope arthur is being good to you.

We were only in Skeggie last week, if only I'd known. Oh well, don't do anything I wouldn't do( which leaves Skeggie wide open to you..)


Karen xx

tjt6768

Thanks Karen.. For keeping Skeggy warm for me? Lol
We were due to get here wednesday this week, but Janet really hasn't been well so we decided to come over monday instead. Staying at mi mums till saturday then me, Janet & mum are going to stay in mi Grandmas caravan up the road with her. We are helping mum look after Grandma there, until tuesday, back home then as Janet is going to go see the heart failure specialist, try and find out what's going on.. If that makes sense? Lol


Amanda... I believe Ra & Bubba are friend from back in 2001 when they met at a cat-spy convention.. They've actually worked together a couple of times recently... In fact Bubba was undercover not too long ago in Downing Street, you might have seen him on the news. His cover was almost blown when they put pictures of him all over the news as the new cat at number ten... Thank goodness for make up.
Ra was spotted too, but he was disguised as a large rat at the time.

I think they both worked detail at the last two Royal weddings as well.

I know that they're always wanting Ra to go back and help even though he's been retired from that sort of malarkey for quite some time now.

Here some other things that you may not know about Ra....

He once put Humoty Dumpty back together.

Invented sodoku, karaoke, chips, pvc windows (including bog-offs), Robin Hood, vespa mopeds, dandruff, sesame street, Rick Astley, loin cloths, Jan Leeming's teeth, candles, theodolites, spark plugs, Billy Idol, sneezing, retina scans, flip flops, Ireland, the aardvark, fridays, glue sniffing, feathers, lake Windermere, Lady Marmalade, growing pains, cows, footballers wives, lino, wind, bubbles, the fandango, Laurel & Hardy's hats, Kevin Bacon, loopholes, laces, braces, all sorts of strange places, diamonds, whooping cough, thimbles, wombles, singles & dongles, James Kaan's hair, diets, coffins, sporks, pound coins, the eiffel tower, the yellow brick road, Jimmy Nail, string vests, flat caps & cat flaps, mermaids, Doris Day, chocolate fountains & the Kikos Mountains, Deidre Barlow, lemon meringues, fog, headlice, Miami Vice, think twice & ever so nice....

And much more too...

bubbadog

Hi Tony, Bubba has been on a new mission at the moment last few mornings he hasn't been around so I would wait for him to come back to do his breakfast. Not sure if anyone has noticed the news presenter Kate Silverton is Pregnant well that's bubba under their! He's after the mugs as they have codes on them that lead to the tower of treat's! He couldn't tell me much more as it's not to be leaked to the Sun or mirror papers other wise our phones might get tapped! All I know is poor bubba is whacked and it's hard work being a spy! I understand Ra's on this mission Tony, cause that's who bubba has to report to. Who'd of thought to soft cute cats safe the world of distruction Hey!!

tjt6768

Well it's a dangerous mission, living under Kate Silverton's top, but I'm sure young Bubba is up to it. If Ra has the confidence then so does the secret agency team...



More Ra facts for you folks........


He only uses half of wan sheet...
He invented funk, seaweed, Lionel Richie's jaw, bell ringing (that was by accident & he apologises for that) Leaming Spa, digital watches, bishops, sponge & custard, the tricycle, Adam Ant, Toyah's lisp, Mont Pellier, shaving foams, garden gnomes, gallstones & instant loans, draught excluders, potholes, farmers, Phil Oakey, aborigines, fruit bats, cowboy hats, Lemmy from Motorhead & sewer rats....

And more....

joanlawson

Ra's definitely a clever cat to have invented all those things, but I bet he never won Strictly Cat Dancing like Tommy. Here he is, doing the cha-cha-cha, or in French, the chat-chat-chat It was the tail action which won him the competition.



Hey Tony, he makes a good partner for your dancing man :!:

bubbadog

Well guys & Dolls Bubba is on another mission Impossible! He's working with Barack Obama to sort out the debt crisis but I feel he may fail this mission cause the amout of money his food costs could feed a family for a week!! :shock:
Hope eveyone has a great weekend! And Bubba wants to add to the feline community keep your claws sharp and eyes too! and have a purry weekend! Enjoy everyone! Amanda & Bubba!

tjt6768

Well it has been a while since you lot were privvy to Ra's unique life..

So, here are some more facts about The Great White Dope:



He once danced with Princess Diana at a break-dancing competition, both were heavily disguised as hooded youths, they won the coveted Lino Award.
He was Mrs Sloacombe's **** :shock:
However much wood a woodchuck could chuck, Ra could chuck twice as much, and in half the time.
Went undercover as Tommy Cooper's fez.
Invented the generation game & Bruce Forsyth. Was the first cat to ever swim the English Channel.. (he fancied some french toast & I dint have the heart to tell him)
Also invented.... Spandex, moonshine, toblerones, Richard Dreyfuss, spiders, lemon meringue, poached eggs, flip flops, tombola, lard, frisbees, coconut milk, yawning, mood rings, salmon, the green cross code, Dr Who's tardis, chamoi leathers, dust, afros, jelly, axes, kites, Micheal Jackson's glove, snow, Gregory's girl, sea-horses, widgets, quick drying cement, lunacy, forts, Brussels, Yogi Bear, frowning, deckchairs, Pink Floyd, clementines, cribbage, cabbage and Mr Babbage, the month of July, swash-buckling, hair, varicous viens, chortling, jutting, wheezing, coughing and sneezing.... Among other things of course..


PS, ladies, he still won't apologise for the viens :roll: :roll:

joanlawson

That's SOME CAT :!: :!:

tjt6768

The list is endless Joan..

A few more things before I call it a night...


He invented:

Maps, brushes, dingos, barbed wire, drips, fireworks, cannisters, Dr Phil, gallstones, radishes, veal, junk, kernels, boom, scallops, Mr Muscle, aboriginies, typhoid, melomine, zap, twinkling, leopards, haulage, Mauritius, Nemo, pan fried sea bass, remote detonators, chalices, barometers, driftwood, chalk, leeks, the colour mauve, wrens, pens and dirty Dens, harbours, fright, barrage, crumble and custard, truncheons, luncheons and wedding functions... And, yes, there is more...........

joanlawson

No wonder your fingers hurt with all that typing, Tony :shock:

tjt6768

That is it for tonight, I would let Ra type it himself but he doesn't like to brag :shock:

Goodnight mi dear

joanlawson

Nite-nite Tony ( and Ra ) Take care.