Why Ra is what he is..

tjt6768

Bubba..
Ra has a whole harem of females, both feline and human.
He's currently seeing Kylie again.. I don't mind, I get to see her in her nightie on a morning :shock: lol

frogmorton

tjt6768 wrote:

right, it's been a while since I posted about the amazing Ra..

So, here we go..

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Ghengis never knew..
True story

It is indeed true Tony

because I read it

Love

Toni xxx

bubbadog

Tony you and Ra are excellently funny person & Cat, please keep it up as your making me laugh and it really helps me get back to me again after the hurt I've been through. Thank you both.

tjt6768

thanks Toni.

Bubba, I'm sure that there will be many more takes and adventures yet to come.
I'm really happy you are enjoying them. I know the hurt you've been through, so I'm glad to help.

I'll add more when I'm feeling back to my usual self

fowls48

Ra is so peachy

Colin1

Hey Tony Did you say green STUFF
My God i think we may have a coinsodence hear if i could spell it. Rover and i where in the far east for some time and as dogs do rover took to hanging round restraunts you know the type of things. creeping out at all hours hanging out by the bins. Mousey Tung had dumped some green stuff in a metal drum outside out favourite restraunt THE DOGS DO DAHS I caught rove licking the stuff. Give it a go Colin it will stop you getting Arthrits when your Older i took no notice thought i was hearing things. Anyway hes just got back from london Duties Here is a short video of some of his adventures
Tony do you think Rover and RA could be related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71y2tjuUSQ

tjt6768

Right Colin. It's time you knew the truth about Rover :shock:
He's actually part cat!
You see, Ra's grandmother was a bit of a erm... Hussy ****
Back in the heyday of free love etc she would go to these parties.. Every kind of animal would attend and they would all throw in their collars, name tags etc.. And, well, I'm sure you can guess the rest...
So, yes.. Rover & Ra are related..

In fact the name Rover is actually native american for dog with cat mother
True story..


Did you know that Ra invented:

Washing up bowls, garters, plaque, youtube, hairspray, tongues, vacancy, libraries, collisions, norman hunter, judy garland, headaches,feet,chop suey, lard, cavaliers, quests, stirrups, lone chaney jr, christmas, memories, chords, bio hazards, vessels, innings, invitations and many many more things.

True story

Colin1

Tony your not going to believe this but Rover and i spend lots of time chating especially when he has been on the Brandy. one thing he wont do is talk about his family history. I first met in 1967 the Summer of love i remember it well talk about RA throwing things in and guess what ( anyway thats another story ) I was in the beer tent on Felixtowe Beach we where playing Radio Caroline and luxenburg you rrobably wont remember them your to young. but that summer sorry drifting again. So there i was supping on me pint of bitter when out of the corner of my eye i spotted a young dog yea dog limboing under into the tent He was stoned out of his mind so was i mind. Anyway i woke up under the pier next morning and laying next to me was Rover no no no we where just pals budys so to speak he had spent the whole of last week partying and had lost his bark at least thats what he told me but ebvery time he went to bark a strange MEOW came from his mouth sometimes even now when hes asleep and dreaming he MEOWS i thought it strange and whenever i spoke to him about it he always said it came from a dark side of his family.
Colin

tjt6768

he's right Colin.. That IS the dark side of his family.. Ra's Grandma and all eighteen of her sisters were witches.. In fact they were the original witches hunted in the salem witch trials and also hunted across the world at the time.. They were all born in the fifteen hundreds, their particular breed tend to live for centuries...
It's very possible that Rover is part warlock.. The noises he makes when asleep are actually spells from hundreds of yrs ago.. He will recite them without even knowing it.
Ra had an advisory roll on the Harry Potter films you know. He was also Hagrid's body double, Dumbledore's beard and Snape's wispy black barnet..
True story