Why Ra is what he is..

bubbadog

Bubba has been busy as usual, the bat phone never stops ringing!! Now have put an answer machine on it to take the messages! A lot of the time it's Kim Kardashian begging him to come back to her. Bubba had a short fling with her until she fell for the basket ball player she briefly married. And now that's over she wants Bubba back. She should know there's only 1 woman Bubba loves and that's me his mommy! Bubba has also been helping out as midwife to the stars helping pop famous new babies out like smarties out a tube!!

tjt6768

Ra once ran a brothel in Grimsby.. Among his ladies were a few well known ones..
Cheryl Coal-miner, Meryll Roadstreeper, Lucy Lawless-Society, Heidi Glumm, Princess Lay-er-down, Farty-mar Whitbread, Camilla Sparker Bowels, Katie Over-Priced and many more.

True story

bubbadog

Now Bubba has been given a break from playing midwife to the stars he has been called on a important mission and Ra maybe called in as well as it needs to be completed urgently! Bubba has been called in to clean up the aftermath of 'celebrity big brother' he has been asked to make sure non of the 'house mates!' get there 5 minutes of fame and to make sure they are never seen again! He has been told to ship them off to a small island not far from Jersy! And to be never seen again! It's a hard misson proberly one of the hardest he and Ra have ever been sent to do. But thats why they are the Cats in black!!

tjt6768

I am sure it won't be THAT difficult.. After all, I've never heard of any of them apart from Michael Madson.. Lol
The hard part will be fending off those bimbo twins!! Those two will definitely be after our two heroes..

bubbadog

tjt6768 wrote:

I am sure it won't be THAT difficult.. After all, I've never heard of any of them apart from Michael Madson.. Lol
The hard part will be fending off those bimbo twins!! Those two will definitely be after our two heroes..

I think the Bimbo's gave our hero's a hard time as when I moved from guest bedroom to our marital bed at 3.30am this morning (had a bad night and needed cuddles from OH) Bubba was spark out in his bed! And when we got up this morning at 8.45am Bubba was still in his bed but sitting up waiting for us to wake up, he had his breakfast and went straight back to bed! He's charging his batteries ready for the next mission!

True story!!

tjt6768

Ra was the one who convinced the drummer of that scouse band, the fab four, to change his name. His real name is Richard Starskeysandhutch.
Richard was addicted to Bingo, hence Bingo Starr

True story

bubbadog

Bubba has been away helping Brad Pitt on a mission, he couldn't tell me what it was to do with. But since he's been back the only thing I noticed was he keeps saying he's seeing stars. Now I know what it was all about I can understand why he was seeing stars for a while!! The size of that rock on Angelina's finger would cause anbody to see stars!!!

tjt6768

Just bumping this up for avrieele? Sorry if I spelt your name wrong :oops:

Numptydumpty

Yeah, but what's he done lately?
Numpty

tjt6768

all will be revealed in time my dear

Numptydumpty wrote:

Yeah, but what's he done lately?
Numpty

mig

Has he finished his nursing duties ? Mig

tjt6768

hi Mig..
Well, he had finished then as we were both well on the mend.. However, this morning I feel awful again.. Headache, sinus very painful and sore throat..
I think Ra may need to operate :shock:

mig

Not on anything vital i hope.Mig

valval

hope scalpel does not slip

tjt6768

me too :shock:

bubbadog

Hey Tony will miss doing the C.I.B (Cats In Black) with ya! Poor Ra will have to go on and do the mission's alone but remember Bubba will always have his back from (wanted to say **** but thought it would sound rude!) Kitty heaven! Go Ra (009)(thought cause cats have 9 lives!) carry on running the missions to keep this country safe!!

tjt6768

thanks hun.
Ra would thank you himself but he's away in Greece, trying to get them to behave themselves. He said, no wonder they're skint, they spend all their money replacing plates :shock:

bubbadog wrote:

Hey Tony will miss doing the C.I.B (Cats In Black) with ya! Poor Ra will have to go on and do the mission's alone but remember Bubba will always have his back from (wanted to say **** but thought it would sound rude!) Kitty heaven! Go Ra (009)(thought cause cats have 9 lives!) carry on running the missions to keep this country safe!!

bubbadog

Maybe Ra should change them to paper or rubber plates!! And water down the Ouzo! That would stop the little blighters from pouring there money down the sink!! Go Ra!!

tjt6768

right, it's been a while since I posted about the amazing Ra..

So, here we go..

Ra was the creator of many programmes you know..
The wombles, tarquin the otter, bullseye, byker grove :roll: (he said to say sorry) hart to hart, starskey & hutch... And many more..

He was once a bodyguard for Ghengis Khaan. Ghengis wasn't really as bad as we read you know. He wore pink fluffy slippers and slept with a security blanket that he called dave..
He once lost Dave during a battle and Ra had to be called in.. Ra had to fight his way through a thousand heavily armed and well trained back street boys fans. They had gone to war with Ghenkis after he once compared the BSB to a shoddy version of Curiosity Killed the Cat!! :shock:
Anyway, Ra fought his way through the whole lot, as expected.. Only to find Dave, battle damaged
Someone had driven a spear right through him.. Ra knew Ghenkis would go ballistic and the war would never end..
So, with what bits he could muster mid battle, Ra mended Dave..

Ghengis never knew..
True story

Numptydumpty

Actually, that explains a lot!
Numpty

tjt6768

I really should re-write many if our history books with Ra's help of course lol..

bubbadog

Ra should be knighted for all he's done through history, but I understand why he wouldn't be happy going to the palace what with the corgi's being there and the gang battle's between the cool cats and the snoop dodgie dogs still brewing. Ra will have to demand the Queen come to him, after all doesn't the Queen know who he is??!!

tjt6768

it's ok bubba. Ra was knighted, it was by Queen Victoria.. He once saved her life..
She was wearing her usual mourning garments but her black veil was not see through and she almost stepped off the cliffs at Dover. She was there keeping an eye out for the froggy types.. She'd often go down there with her spud gun shooting at imaginary ships :?
This particular day though she lost her footing.. So Ra came to the rescue of course..

And as for our wonderful Queen today.. Her and Ra are bff's on facebook.. He's often 'poking' her when she's not looking :shock:

True story

bubbadog

That makes sense Ra being on facebook bet he's got millions of friends! Bet Ra likes a bit of Cat Stevens when he's chilling out! I wanted to ask has Ra got a girlfriend I bet all the young lady puss are fighting to get his attention!

fowls48

joanlawson wrote:

After that adventure, Ra became so famous that he had to go undercover (under the quilt on Tony's bed ) and he decided to disguise himself as a rabbit in order to fool the press.