NEW YEAR FORUM CRUISE.... IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

valval

wow this larger clean the deck great it shinning so white no wonder we do not drink it will keep a couple of cans to give to captain just to be nice

bubbadog

I need a new pot washer! I'm getting through pans, saucepans, roasting trays and plates quicker than I can wash them myself! The pile of washing up is nearly as high as the ship it's self so need someone who is fast but who can wash up properly. You will be paid well and will get free accommodation. So Captain can you sort that for me. Until we get a pot washer I'm afraid you will have to use paper plates and plastic knife and forks.
The menu for tonight is based on TGIF'S so it is hamburgers, pizza's, pie & chips and steak & chips. Hope you have a great night! And remember it's Karaoke tonight! woohoo!

prefabkid47

valval wrote:

wow this larger clean the deck great it shinning so white no wonder we do not drink it will keep a couple of cans to give to captain just to be nice

Val
For god's sake don't splash any Festers on the paintwork,it will strip it to the bare metal and probably beyond.
And definitely don't give any to bubbadog,she's done enough stripping this cruise.......... :oops: :shock:

joanlawson

Kai Ora to all my shipmates ( Māori words for Be Well )

Well it's the weekend now, so I think we should go on trip somewhere.

We're off to Rotorua, Redwood Forest, Wai-O-Taka Thermal Wonderlans, Hoka Falls, and Hoka Hot Springs ( see the video )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrMD4eEXIU&feature=related

Sorry we've got to share the trip with a bus-load of foreigners, but it was the best I could do.

I like the idea of the white-water rafting and the Hot Springs at the end of the trip...... just need to get those other folk to move over and make way for us. :roll:

valval

joanlawson wrote:

Kai Ora to all my shipmates ( Māori words for Be Well )

Well it's the weekend now, so I think we should go on trip somewhere.

We're off to Rotorua, Redwood Forest, Wai-O-Taka Thermal Wonderlans, Hoka Falls, and Hoka Hot Springs ( see the video )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrMD4eEXIU&feature=related

Sorry we've got to share the trip with a bus-load of foreigners, but it was the best I could do.

I like the idea of the white-water rafting and the Hot Springs at the end of the trip...... just need to get those other folk to move over and make way for us. :roll:

can not wait for the hot springs do not worry got some fake poo to put in springs so they will all get pout and we can have it to our selves val

bubbadog

The trips sound excellent! To make sure we get room on the white water rafting make sure we get the life jackets, the life jackets for the other foreigners hide them so they can't find them and we just have to go with out them!! That way we have a great time without them!

Now we have the rest of the itinerary for the cruise I can set the menu for the main resturant. Hope everyone has a great rest of cruise! And I promise to try and keep my clothes on for the rest of cruise. But I can't promise anything!

joanlawson

Well we survived the white water rafting ( just! ) so here we are in the hot springs.

It's lovely and warm, but there's a nasty smell of rotten eggs in the air :shock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGIJ0u96lZk&feature=related

Airwave!

eeeeerrrrrrr, I think Kia Ora was a orange drink that used to get advertised at the flicks by pearl and dean?

I think a few positive orders to the crew are needed, "hey ho, maties, can you try and er sort of raise a little steam to maka this boat go voooorrm, please, ta eversoo. OOOOeerrrrr is this a mutiny????

Are we stuck in Oz at the mercy of these salty seadogs????? Quick barricade the bar........

prefabkid47

Unfortunately due to supply problems I have had to temporarily close the bar.If anyone needs to contact me you can leave a message at Val's Cafe.Additionally I have taken the pledge (felt the cafe counter needed a good polish lol)................... :shock:
Thank you all for your custom and hope to serve you ladies again!
Ron the barman

valval

rehab44 wrote:

SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A sudden shudder shook the ship....... alongside was a magnificent Pirate Ship.....The Black Sausage
Thousands if not even a score of lusty horny and frustrated pirates led by the stunningly handsome Pirate Leader Captaiin Rehab, came streaming down ropes in their droves, cutlasses clamped between their teeth as two, maybe three dozen of them invaded the ship.  Snarling, leering and singing jaunty songs about rum, bum, baccy, parrots and treasure, they lurched and careered all over the poop deck, revelling, carousing, and shivering whatever timbers they could get their hands on.  They broke loungers, smashed the bar which was closed , pi**ed in the jacquzzi and molested both the the purser , cook and cabin girls and the navigator much to their pleasure.  Then, after about five minutes of debauchery and intemperance, they evidently decided that they'd had enough, got back in their boat and sailed off leaving behind a very miffed captain who had been in the heads and had missed the fun.

"ah ha Jim lad, shiver me timbers that was a jolly jape, full ahead both.. arm the photon torpedos Scotty we will give her a broadside on the next pass....., splice the mainbrace Tonto"

that was fun when they coming back????

valval

soon i hope

joanlawson

Phew :!: :!: :!: That was hectic, but at least it only lasted 5 minutes :!: :!:

I don't fancy a dip in the jacuzzi now though :shock:

Wonder whether they'll be back :?:

That stunningly handsome Pirate Leader Captain Rehab certainly knows how to make waves, doesn't he :?:

I think the captain's hiding in the bath :roll:

valval

rehab44 wrote:

Pah! We larf at your barf, we are ruffi tuffi pirates, we have taken command of your ship and we are now enroute to our secret island where you will become playthings of our ruffi tuffi pirate folk, arrrrrr!

oh what fun that should be better get some rest while i can



while they eating and drinking

valval

rehab44 wrote:

Pah! We larf at your canapés and Chardonnay , we are ruffi tuffi pirates and rum bum and baccy is our game

he is eating a chilli think it one of mels hot ones lol

joanlawson

rehab44 wrote:

Pah! We larf at your barf, we are ruffi tuffi pirates, we have taken command of your ship and we are now enroute to our secret island where you will become playthings of our ruffi tuffi pirate folk, arrrrrr!

Aha :!: That's what you think :!: You ain't seen nuffin yet :!: :!:

Anyway, you don't scare me :!: I've heard it on the grapevine that you ruffi tuffis can crush grapes and even rip up tissue-paper with your bare fingers. Also, is it true that you usually end up as bouncers in mother-care at the end of your pirating careers :?:

valval

joanlawson wrote:

rehab44 wrote:

Pah! We larf at your barf, we are ruffi tuffi pirates, we have taken command of your ship and we are now enroute to our secret island where you will become playthings of our ruffi tuffi pirate folk, arrrrrr!

Aha :!: That's what you think :!: You ain't seen nuffin yet :!: :!:

Anyway, you don't scare me :!: I've heard it on the grapevine that you ruffi tuffis can crush grapes and even rip up tissue-paper with your bare fingers. Also, is it true that you usually end up as bouncers in mother-care at the end of your pirating careers :?:

tuff talk that is do mother care still exist the shut here years ago so all the pirates ended up in fast food place

valval

by gosh you are on form today this island Paradise should be interesting

joanlawson

Val, we must fight for our virtue and honour as we're about to be captured by those norty hunky pirates :shock: :shock:

I'll send out an SOS immediately

Help, help, SOS

Oh dear, I don't think anyone can hear us..........we'll just have to put on a brave face and prepare to meet our fate.

( that's my brave face )

valval

joanlawson wrote:

Val, we must fight for our virtue and honour as we're about to be captured by those norty hunky pirates :shock: :shock:

I'll send out an SOS immediately

Help, help, SOS

Oh dear, I don't think anyone can hear us..........we'll just have to put on a brave face and prepare to meet our fate.

( that's my brave face )

well we will have to fight (or they will think we like it)


what about this or

bubbadog

Val I hid in the deep freezer when the pirates attacked the cruise liner, I could send an S.O.S out and see if anyone gets it. I will move between the freezer and the kitchen cupboards for now and just hope no one finds me! Your scared s**tless Chef!

prefabkid47

All this lusting and Rumpy Pumpy sounds very thirsty work!Being concerned for the pirate's welfare (Ron's bar plc is now a registered charity) and not one to pass up the opportunity to make a quick doubloon I have re-opened the bar (now under old management and renamed 'Long Ron Silver').

With usual unflinching devotion to my calling have sourced a number of beers from one of my local breweries,which I felt were suited to the occasion.So for your delectation I have 'Pieces of Eight','Cutlass',
'Swashbuckler' and 'Shiver M' Timbers'.For special occasions like a floggin or the arrival of a new batch of captured wimmen there is 'Friggin in the Riggin',dark and full bodied like our wimmen.The bar is open 24/7 and happy hour is all day when you can buy 2 pints for the price of 3!

Don't worry bubbadog I knew you were in the freezer.I saw you there when I went to get ice for the pirate's aperitifs (singular is a pair of teeth)
They're not as ruffi tuffi as they make out and never start a meal without saying Grace (Grace is of course the waitress).They even clear the table and wash up afterwards,though they would never admit to it!!

Ron

joanlawson

They're not as ruffi tuffi as they make out

Don't you believe it, Ron. A more ruffi tuffi lot of ruffians I've yet to meet. :shock: :shock:

I've met Pirate Leader Rehab, Torso Tony, and Dirty Del before they took up pirating........ ( I've also heard some stories about Massive Mell, but best not to repeat them :roll: ) They only took to the high seas because their wives got fed up with them and turned them out, so don't encourage them too much, Ron, or they'll want to stay forever :shock:

roses1

ooOOOoooooo pirates

valval

rehab44 wrote:

Meanwhile...back on the beach at the Pirate Island, various pirates including Del, Mell, Tony and Rehab are perusing the new stock of wimmen from the liner...

Rehab: "Del, me old mate does this mankini clash with the colour if my eye patch? "

Del: "Suits you squire, these new wimmen look a bit tasty"

Tony, pointing: " have that one washed and delivered to my tent please" .........

get off you big unwashed person go get a bath if you want to get close to me you can clean those teeth as well what do you think i am

valval

no no no no lol
but seeing his pic is enough lol