NEW YEAR FORUM CRUISE.... IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

valval

joanlawson wrote:

theresa4 wrote:

Nice to see a few more men joinng us but again one man seems to be missing, Where is the captain!!! havent heard from him in days Val have you got him locked up in your cabin?

Joan as tour organiser where is our captain and where are we headed rather concerned we could be headed anywhere by now although not in any rush to go back home yet.

Theresa, I hope that the captain hasn't abandoned ship so I'm sending an SOS to find him.

The ship can steer itself on automatic navigation for the time being until the captain is found.

Where would you like to go next :?: The passengers decide.

think he was off having pizza last night with out us lol

valval

i do not mind where we go so long as it warm loving the long warm days




val

theresa4

Ive always fancied Bora bora with a stopover in a beach bungalow to watch the marine life through the glass floor as long as noone objects?

Theresa x

prefabkid47

theresa4 wrote:

Nice to see a few more men joinng us but again one man seems to be missing, Where is the captain!!! havent heard from him in days Val have you got him locked up in your cabin?

Joan as tour organiser where is our captain and where are we headed rather concerned we could be headed anywhere by now although not in any rush to go back home yet.

Ron my docs are here for their sexy bodies,... I mean smiles and eyes it comforts me I cant go cold turkey on medical staff they are part of my life. And its my fantasy cruise so Im having some serious fantasy men 8)

Im having a detox day today as the pastries and alcohol are starting to take their toll so Ron a few healthy smoothies would be good unless airwave or colin want to start up their own juice bar?

Bubbles well done hanging onto DR C I see the hypnosis has worked and hes ready and willing to stay now

See you back here soon Clare and welcome aboard Flossy.


Now juice barhere I come

Theresa

Theresa.......you want healthy smoothies,you need look no further you won't find healthier smoothies than Colin and myself..... 8)

flossy47

Loving this cruise. Hope the captain reappears soon. Come on someone admit they've got him locked in their cabin. Don't mind where we go next as long as it's warm. Hate the cold weather.

Airwave!

awwwwwotsup????? Sorry I fell asleep after the liquid lunch someone ring for service, I need some Yorkshire and perhaps a hhmmmmm, a.......victoria sponge I think!

valval

Airwave! wrote:

awwwwwotsup????? Sorry I fell asleep after the liquid lunch someone ring for service, I need some Yorkshire and perhaps a hhmmmmm, a.......victoria sponge I think!

sounds lovely tea and cake heaven

mellman01

Right then Val your second in command then!, that’s that sorted!, now you may well wonder where I’ve been?, I’ve been all over the ship looking for the ships cat, now not wanting to throw accusations around but the Chinese cook was the last to be seen petting Nelson and I see today that there’s meat on the menu again?. My advice is steer clear of the curry until we manage to take on fresh stocks and off load one suspected cat killer!
Right then where the hell did they put the Maldives?, they’ve got to be on this AA road map somewhere??, any ideas Val ?, Maybe we should invest in a sat nav, do they have a Halfords on the Maldives do you know?.

valval

mellman01 wrote:

Right then Val your second in command then!, that’s that sorted!, now you may well wonder where I’ve been?, I’ve been all over the ship looking for the ships cat, now not wanting to throw accusations around but the Chinese cook was the last to be seen petting Nelson and I see today that there’s meat on the menu again?. My advice is steer clear of the curry until we manage to take on fresh stocks and off load one suspected cat killer!
Right then where the hell did they put the Maldives?, they’ve got to be on this AA road map somewhere??, any ideas Val ?, Maybe we should invest in a sat nav, do they have a Halfords on the Maldives do you know?.

while you were cat hunting we went there and are back on our way joan knows where . the poor ships cat what a thing to happen ???


this one will sort the chinese chef out lol
sat nav they got one in the shop on board just as well that aa map from 1961 a good year but a little out of date




just going to see if bubbles coming shopping

prefabkid47

valval wrote:

mellman01 wrote:

Right then Val your second in command then!, that’s that sorted!, now you may well wonder where I’ve been?, I’ve been all over the ship looking for the ships cat, now not wanting to throw accusations around but the Chinese cook was the last to be seen petting Nelson and I see today that there’s meat on the menu again?. My advice is steer clear of the curry until we manage to take on fresh stocks and off load one suspected cat killer!
Right then where the hell did they put the Maldives?, they’ve got to be on this AA road map somewhere??, any ideas Val ?, Maybe we should invest in a sat nav, do they have a Halfords on the Maldives do you know?.

while you were cat hunting we went there and are back on our way joan knows where . the poor ships cat what a thing to happen ???


this one will sort the chinese chef out lol
sat nav they got one in the shop on board just as well that aa map from 1961 a good year but a little out of date




just going to see if bubbles coming shopping

Sent one of the wimmen down to the shop 2 days ago to get the sat nav but she appears to have got lost and hasn't been seen since...... :???:

valval

hey shopping takes time have got some one to fetch sat nav up to you got to stop off in coffee shop and have a natter val

prefabkid47

valval wrote:

hey shopping takes time have got some one to fetch sat nav up to you got to stop off in coffee shop and have a natter val

Whatever you do don't use the sat nav to find the coffee shop,it's programmed to find the bar (like myself!).

bubbadog

Hey Captain! What is the next destination? We seem to be going round and round in circles at the minute!
Off to the bar with Matt had to hide Jason in another Cabin! After a couple of cocktails going to have lunch or is it dinner lost track of time!! :shock:

theresa4

Sent one of the wimmen down to the shop 2 days ago to get the sat nav but she appears to have got lost and hasn't been seen since...... :???:[/quote]

Well captain about time as for the wimmen they asked a bloke for directions and his head was spinning so much from the difficult task ahead of him he had to have a lie down

joanlawson

I'm glad to see our Captain Mell back in command, although he seems a little confused as to where we are. He thinks we're still heading to the Maldives, but we've already left them far behind. All that cat-hunting must have distracted him while the rest of us were sunning ourselves on the beach.

Anyway, as Cruise Director, I will make an executive decision and tell the captain to steer the ship towards Australia next. In case he's lost the Sat Nav, here's the map. I think you just turn the pointy end of the ship facing south, so that should be roughly in the right direction.



Joan

tjt6768

Is there room for me
I'll get Ra to drop me off on the Heli-pad if it's ok to board..
Promise I won't be a misery guts :oops:

prefabkid47

tjt6768 wrote:

Is there room for me
I'll get Ra to drop me off on the Heli-pad if it's ok to board..
Promise I won't be a misery guts :oops:

Welcome on board Tony,always room for another bloke.
Guarantee you won't a misery,all arther and misery have been abolished!
See you in the bar.

joanlawson

Welcome on board Tony :!: It's great to see you, and as our captain on the last cruise, you could take over if Captain Mell goes off duty



Hey, it looks as though Ra's making himself at home in the bar already :!: :shock:

tjt6768

thank you both
I'm in desperate need for some sunshine.. Lol
Right, where's mi cabin? Hope there's a toblerone in mi fridge :shock:

Colin1

Ok it looks like i'm the cook , cheff de thingy. orright der laa de ed cook so no lip a
Ok ill come up with a menu for each day starting tomorrowlell me cruise director how many days are we to be at sea need to order some serious cans of beens. better ask the bersa to order extra bog rolls just got 200 boxes of fig biscuite from the docks in Liverpool yep fell off the back of a lorry. See you all at breakfast
breakfast is in the sky restraunt every morning you may eat inside or out on deck On Sunday the captain has invited six guests to dine with him for dinner 7pm for 7.30 black tie only ladies must have the knees covered.
all suckholing i mean all applications to dine with the captain to me please no later than Saturday lunch time.
Colin Cheff de thingy

tjt6768

can I have spicey chicken instead of beans?
Nice n crispy skin.. Yeah, it's bad for my cholesterol but who cares? Lol
Captains table eh?
Captain Mell is scared of me cos I'm 'ard as nails so I could just threaten him with a thump to get to sit at his table so I won't take up a ticket..

valval

tjt6768 wrote:

can I have spicey chicken instead of beans?
Nice n crispy skin.. Yeah, it's bad for my cholesterol but who cares? Lol
Captains table eh?
Captain Mell is scared of me cos I'm 'ard as nails so I could just threaten him with a thump to get to sit at his table so I won't take up a ticket..

as his second in comand i will deck you if you so much as lift a finger in his direction. but you can sit at his table to save him from being surounded by females val

tjt6768

when is the fancy dress anyway?
Think I'll go as one of Del's fellow pirates...

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd427/TJT6768/FunnyCams_1326396451226.png

valval

tjt6768 wrote:

when is the fancy dress anyway?
Think I'll go as one of Del's fellow pirates...

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd427/TJT6768/FunnyCams_1326396451226.png

that great outfit tony i am going as



val

tjt6768

biker chick look eh Val? Lol